Contact Me

This is what the standard page template said: Let me know what questions and/or feedback you have for me. I’ll get back to you as quickly as I can.

Holy fajitas, that’s terrible. I’d write it to say: I am overly enthused to hear from you — like I might wag my tail and jump around a bit if I were a dog. But I’m not a dog (in this life — maybe my next life will be as someone’s pampered purse pooch), so leave me some correspondence and I’ll get back to you because I like you!

Unless you’re spam. Then don’t leave me comments.

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